{"product_id":"i-will-cut-you-iron-on-patch","title":"I Will Cut You Iron-On Patch","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"4ee52c93-f661-4c3e-921d-057b996526ea\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-4\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"4ee52c93-f661-4c3e-921d-057b996526ea\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003eSweet florals. Sharp intentions. The\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"206\"\u003eI Will Cut You\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eiron-on patch pairs delicate embroidery with bold humor, featuring soft pastel flowers framing a pair of scissors and a message that’s equal parts playful and threatening (in a cute way).\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr class=\"sr-only\"\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6988f13c-35fc-8332-9325-bdb58f1864b5-6\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-32\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d67dbcd7-e099-4884-8014-89dbf9b0c189\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"724\"\u003ePerfect for hairstylists, makers, creatives, or anyone who appreciates a little irony, this patch adds personality to jackets, bags, aprons, or tool totes. No sewing required—just place it, use your\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"608\"\u003eflat iron\u003c\/strong\u003e, and let it stick. High-quality stitching and a strong iron-on backing keep it looking crisp through everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eCute doesn’t mean harmless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"767\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"767\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"810\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eHigh-quality embroidered iron-on patch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"849\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"849\"\u003eEasy application using a flat iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"894\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eSoft pastel florals with bold typography\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eDurable stitching for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"983\"\u003ePerfect for jackets, bags, aprons \u0026amp; more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003ePolite smile. Sharp scissors. Message received.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"The Branded Salon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56173071696038,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0632\/8618\/2054\/files\/ef8c9439-4034-47a7-8fa6-701caa935a5f.png?v=1770606637","url":"https:\/\/thebrandedsalon.com\/products\/i-will-cut-you-iron-on-patch","provider":"The Branded Salon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}